Dolphins are reputed to be psychic, and the one on the right has just had a premonition of being skinned and turned into a monogrammed conference folder.
'Nyet George, it's not like with the Scottish. You're meant to keep your trousers on.'
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
I really wonder if my depression will ever go away. I cant stay so sad all the time while pretending to be okay. Its getting old.
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
Steve Wood - Auckland
Javier Rodriguez - Barcelona, Spain